Vindicated

Take That, You B^+(@!
I was roasting green chilies yesterday (Thursday September 2, 2004) and I had my back turned to the tip jar while I was breaking down boxes and happened to turn around right when a drunk Native American lady was moving her hand up to the tip jar.

Immediately I suspected she was gonna steal the tips out of the jar and asked her if I could help her. She hesitated for a bit and then said, "I'm here for a sample roasted chili" with a big smile on her face.

I responded by saying "I can't give you a roasted chili because it's a health hazard without a sink out here...but I can give you an unroasted chili as a sample, is that OK?"

She responded by saying, "yeah, that'll do, and I'll give you a tip if you show me your ass." Needless-to-say I said "I'll pass."

As I turned to get her an unroasted chili, I realized she probably didn't know we have four different types of the same chili...that is to say we have mild, medium, hot and extra-hot green chilies (spicyness).

I couldn't help but smile when I handed her the extra-hot chili knowing she was clueless to what was about to happen and said "have a good day."

I watched her leave and take a big bite. As she got farther away, she stopped, threw the chili down and started to gag. She turned around and saw me smilin' real big and laughing.

What a great day that was!


Above: Current Time And Weather In Flagstaff, AZ USA
Time Of Posting: 8:00 p.m. Pacific Time
Current Tunes: Watching the weather channel (hurricane Francis)
Weather At Posting: 63 F 17 C breezy w/occasional rain
Current Mood: Ready for dinner
Last Meal: Lunch: Sesame chicken, two egg small rolls and a three musketeers

Above: An up-to-the-minute picture of the Flagstaff, Arizona USA area. Looking North toward the San Francisco Peaks from a dorm at Northern Arizona University.